Friday, August 19, 2011

Dear Ladies:





Angry Mexican says...


Wash yer snatch!


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

bored

Bored at work with nothing to write on my mind...if anybody reads this give me a topic and lets see if I can bullshit a response

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween


ah yes Halloween...the day when grown up douche bags dress up in mediocre costumes, the ugliest girl in school always dresses up like a French Maid and the goth kids still look like idiots. I hate dressing up for Halloween. It seems like a total waste of money to buy and wear a costume for one night...oh and i'm no longer five years old. So yeah most people are scared of the way i look so i don't think i even need to get dressed. I can just walk down the street and get a reaction. So don't be surprised to find a pic like the one posted of myself strangling some ugly skunt in a Maid outfit.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The triumphant return of Lady K.Y.

So Lady K.Y. came by today...let me explain the name. One day last year this hippie looking woman comes into It's A Grind where I work, she orders a bottle of water and then walks to the bathroom...when she returns from the bathroom she decides that she will apply liberal amounts of K.Y. Sexual Lubricant to her face. She was applying it like facial moisturizer. I was standing there making a drink while watching her out of the corner of my eye...I couldn't understand why anyone would do such a thing...then she started to converse with me. This lady is a fucking nut...rambling on about how she saved a dog in the middle of freeway traffic today and other nutty shit.
So today she comes back and buys 15 sample cups, which are free, for a buck...then she tells me how cold it is outside...I ignore her and go back to work. Later she corners my co-worker and explains to her how she is going from coffee shop to coffee shop sampling their filtered water so she can use the best possible water for her tea. The tea by the way helps with her cognition and helps her decide her next task.
Why are these nutty fuckers aloud to roam free downtown...how is this lady not institutionalized or dead?!

Monday, October 29, 2007

how i feel right now









so what can i say that the face above me doesn't? love this photo! so anyways my schedule is all screwed up because of the fires. my midterm for Cultural Anthropology was turned into a take home, which is a good thing because i didn't study at all considering i had a week off from school to do so. whatever now i have no excuse for getting a bad grade on it. my English class was cancelled because the teacher had some personal issues to take care of, which was also a good thing because i only read about ten pages of the book we were supposed to have finished for today. hahaha nice. so what can ya do...i caught a lucky break.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

stupid time change

Just got off work right now and I'm waiting for the trolley so I figured I now have time to update...
Went to my Aunt and Uncles 50th wedding anniversary party last night...Rian and I got there around 930, underdressed and sober...Rian was worried about us being seen as lame because we weren't dressed up in formal wear. Believe me all the attendees were so fucking drunk they will never remember what happened that night let alone what her and I were wearing. Hahaha lets just say Uncle Hughie was dancing with a Marine from a party next to ours...the dancing was so terrible and gay I'm sure if the Marines commander was there he would've dishonorably discharged that guy because of how gay it looked.
So after we left that we got some food and crashed.
Today was lame as hell. I had to use Rians bike because mine needs a lot of maintenance that I can't afford right now. The bad things is that her bike is actually a lot better than mine. Better brakes, handling, shifting, and the seat is comfortable. So I gradually have to get mine back in shape. I actually had to work today which is a sunday, but its kool because I needed to make up the day missed on monday because of the fire evacuations. So whatever I'm on my way home now so I don't really want to think about anything besides chillin at home with Rian, Atlas, and a movie

Friday, October 26, 2007

an uneventful day

Today is not a boring day, just an uneventful day. I got paid, went to lunch with Rian, rode the trolley, cruised on my bike and now I'm sippin tea in Java Jones downtown. Should I feel like a traitor while sipping this tea at one of my jobs top competitors? Honestly I dont really give a fuck...I'm just having an uneventful day.
The wildfires of 2007 have pretty much come and gone. Many people have lost their everything and in a months time those of us who didn't will no longer give a damn. You know the same way everyone seems to care on the 9/11 and Katrina anniversaries just to go on with life till the next moment of silence. The next tragedy will spur memories and tears but again it will be forgotten...such is life.
George Bush came to town to assess the damage. Its hard to take that "man" seriously when he himself is such a disaster. If I've learned one thing from watching countless news conferences and articles on the "mans" failures, it is that he can care less about any of us.